From the silk that's stronger than steel to the eight tiny eyes watching from the corner of your bath — twenty-three short chapters covering biology, behaviour, the species you'll actually meet, citizen-science fieldwork, and a 380-million-year backstory.
01What is a spider?
An eight-legged, silk-spinning, fang-bearing creature that is not — repeat, not — an insect.
Spiders are arachnids in the order Araneae. They share their class (Arachnida) with scorpions, mites, ticks, and harvestmen, but they're the only arachnids that can spin silk from their abdomens. If you remember nothing else: insect = six legs and three body parts; spider = eight legs and two body parts.
There are around 52,000 described species of spider worldwide, organised into about 130 families. New species are still being named every week. The British list is more modest at roughly 670 species, of which about a dozen are routinely encountered indoors and another twenty or so are common in gardens.
Despite the reputation, fewer than 30 species in the entire world have venom that meaningfully threatens humans. None of them are British natives. The British arachnological situation is, to use a technical term, fine.
⌁ Origin story
The earliest spider-like fossils come from the late Devonian period, around 380 million years ago. The oldest true spider with intact spinnerets, Attercopus fimbriunguis, is from the same era. Spiders were spinning silk before flowering plants existed, before dinosaurs, before mammals — and they have not stopped.
02Anatomy
Two body parts, eight legs, eight eyes (usually), and remarkably few moving parts you'd recognise.
A spider's body has just two regions, joined by a narrow waist called the pedicel. The front section is the cephalothorax (or prosoma) — fused head and thorax — carrying the eyes, fangs, palps, and all eight legs. The rear section is the abdomen (or opisthosoma), which holds the silk glands, lungs, gut, heart, and reproductive organs.
Legs and how they move
Each of the eight legs has seven segments. Crucially, spiders extend their legs using hydraulic pressure, not muscles — they only have flexor muscles, the bend. To straighten a leg, they pump fluid into it. This is why a dead spider curls up: the pressure goes, and only the flexors win.
The four pairs of legs are numbered I to IV from the front. The two short appendages flanking the fangs aren't legs at all — they're the pedipalps, which act as feelers, food-handlers, and (in males) sperm-transfer organs.
Fangs
The biting apparatus is the pair of chelicerae, each ending in a hollow, curved fang. There are two engineering schools: orthognathous spiders (tarantulas, trapdoor spiders) point their fangs straight down like daggers; labidognathous spiders (almost everything you'll meet in Britain) work them sideways like pincers. Venom flows through a duct from glands in the cephalothorax.
Eyes
Most spiders have eight simple eyes arranged in two rows on the front of the cephalothorax. The pattern is so consistent it's used in identification. Two are usually larger and forward-facing — the principal eyes, providing detail. The others (secondary eyes) detect motion and have a reflective layer (tapetum) for low light. A few families have six eyes, a couple have two, and some cave-dwelling species have none at all.
Spinnerets
At the very back of the abdomen are the spinnerets — usually six, sometimes four, articulated like little fingers — through which silk is extruded. Each spinneret has dozens of tiny spigots, each fed by a different gland producing a different kind of silk for a different job.
03Silk — the wonder material
Made from breakfast, stronger than steel, used for parachutes, fishing lines, baby slings, and burial shrouds.
Spider silk is a protein — a fibroin very similar to silkworm silk but with quite different mechanical properties. It's stored as a liquid in glands inside the abdomen and pulled out through the spinnerets, where shear stress and water loss cause the protein chains to align and crystallise into a fibre. The transition from liquid to solid happens entirely outside the body.
By weight, spider dragline silk is five times stronger than steel and tougher than Kevlar — meaning it absorbs more energy before breaking. A pencil-width strand could in theory stop a Boeing 747. (No-one has tested this. Yet.)
Different silks for different jobs
Most spiders produce five to seven different silks, each from its own gland:
Dragline silk — the lifeline trailed behind every walking spider; also used for the spokes of orb webs.
Capture silk — sticky, stretchy, often beaded with droplets of glue.
Cocoon silk — soft and protective, used for egg sacs.
Wrapping silk — broad ribbons used to swaddle prey before eating.
Attachment silk — tough cement for anchoring webs to surfaces.
Aciniform silk — a fine wrapping silk for prey or sperm webs.
Pyriform silk — used to glue draglines to surfaces.
⌁ Spider silk in industry
For decades, scientists have tried to manufacture spider silk at scale. Spiders can't be farmed like silkworms — they eat each other. Modern approaches use genetically engineered bacteria, yeast, or even goats producing silk proteins in their milk. Materials made from this "biosilk" are now in commercial running shoes, surgical sutures, and military body armour prototypes.
04The webs
Not all spiders build webs, and the ones that do build wildly different kinds. There is no such thing as "the spider web".
About half of all spiders don't build webs at all — they hunt actively, ambush, or stalk. Of the half that do, the architecture varies enormously and is one of the best ways to identify a spider family at a glance.
Orb webs
The classic two-dimensional wheel, with radiating spokes and a sticky spiral. Built almost entirely by the family Araneidae (which includes Webster, the garden spider) and the related Tetragnathidae. Constructed in 30 minutes to an hour, usually at dusk or dawn. Many orb-weavers eat the old web each morning to recycle the silk proteins.
Sheet webs
Flat horizontal sheets with a tangle of "knockdown" threads above them. Insects fly into the threads, fall onto the sheet, and the spider — waiting beneath — bites through the silk. The money spiders (Linyphiidae) are the most numerous British spider family, and these are their work.
Funnel webs
A flat sheet leading into a tubular retreat. The spider sits at the mouth of the funnel and rushes out when the sheet trembles. The house spider (Eratigena/Tegenaria) builds these in cellars, garages, and behind furniture; the dramatic Australian funnel-webs (different family entirely) are unrelated.
Cobwebs
The seemingly chaotic three-dimensional tangle made by the family Theridiidae, which includes the false widows and the common house cobweb spider. The chaos is the trap — sticky droplets on certain threads catch crawling insects, and the slightly elastic structure pings them up off the floor.
The strangest webs
Bolas spiders swing a single sticky droplet on a thread, like a fishing weight, to catch moths attracted by a chemical lure that mimics moth pheromones.
Net-casting spiders hold a tiny stretchy net between their front legs and throw it over passing prey.
Diving bell spiders spin domed webs underwater and fill them with air carried down on body hairs.
Triangle spiders build tiny triangular sails of silk and release the tension when prey lands, springing the structure forward to entangle it.
05Hunters without webs
Half the world's spiders catch their dinner the old-fashioned way: by walking up to it.
Web-building is iconic, but it's only one strategy. The other half of spiders are wandering hunters with their own remarkable adaptations.
Jumping spiders (Salticidae)
The most charismatic family by some distance — small, alert, often colourful, and with the best vision of any spider. Their two large forward eyes can resolve detail comparable to a cat at the same distance, and they can see in colour, including ultraviolet. They stalk prey, calculate the leap, and pounce — sometimes from many times their body length away. They trail a safety dragline so a missed jump isn't fatal. The British Salticus scenicus, the zebra spider, is a familiar sight on sunny walls.
Wolf spiders (Lycosidae)
Ground-runners with powerful eyes, especially the two large rear-facing ones. They chase prey across the ground rather than ambushing. Females carry their egg sacs attached to the spinnerets and, later, the spiderlings on their backs — sometimes a hundred at a time. Pardosa amentata is the most common British species, found in lawns, meadows, and gardens.
Crab spiders (Thomisidae)
Sit-and-wait ambushers, often on flowers. Their first two pairs of legs are much longer than the rear two, giving them a crab-like stance and grip. The flower crab spider Misumena vatia can change colour over a few days to match yellow or white flowers.
Pirate spiders (Mimetidae)
These remarkable creatures hunt other spiders. They tap on the edge of a rival's web, mimicking trapped prey, then attack the owner when she comes to investigate. Tiny but deadly to their fellow spiders.
Spitting spiders (Scytodidae)
The British Scytodes thoracica spits a glue-and-venom mixture from its fangs at prey, pinning it to the surface in a zig-zag pattern. Found mainly in old houses in southern England.
06Senses
A spider's world is mostly vibration and chemistry. Vision is for the few that need it.
Most spiders are nearly blind by mammalian standards — their secondary eyes detect light, dark, and movement, but little detail. The exceptions are jumping spiders and (to a lesser extent) wolf and lynx spiders, which need vision for active hunting. For most species, the world arrives through other channels.
Vibration
Hairs on a spider's legs (trichobothria) detect air movement; pressure-sensitive slits in the cuticle (slit sensilla) detect substrate vibration. A web-building spider can tell the difference between a struggling fly, a falling leaf, a courting male, and a strong gust of wind — all by the frequency and pattern of vibration travelling through her silk. She effectively turns her web into an extension of her sensory system, the way we extend ours through fingertips.
Taste and smell
Spiders taste through specialised hairs on their legs, palps, and chelicerae. They can identify prey species, detect pheromones from potential mates, and, in some species, follow chemical trails left by other spiders.
Hearing
Spiders don't have ears in the conventional sense, but recent research has shown that some — including jumping spiders and the ogre-faced net-caster — can detect airborne sound via their leg hairs. They can hear up to about 3 metres away. This was a complete surprise to arachnologists, only confirmed in 2016.
07Venom & the bite
Almost all spiders are venomous. Almost none can hurt you. The honest figures.
Of the 52,000 known spider species, only the Uloboridae family (around 270 species, all foreign) are completely without venom; they wrap prey in silk so thick it suffocates. Everyone else has venom — but venom is calibrated for the spider's normal prey, and most spiders eat insects. Vertebrate-affecting venom is the exception.
Worldwide, around 30 species have venom of medical concern to humans. The headliners are:
Australian funnel-webs (Atrax robustus and relatives) — produce a neurotoxin that affects primates including humans. No deaths since antivenom became available in 1981.
Brazilian wandering spiders (Phoneutria) — large, aggressive, sometimes hitch rides in banana shipments.
Widow spiders (Latrodectus) — the black widow and relatives. Their venom contains alpha-latrotoxin.
Recluses (Loxosceles) — produce a tissue-damaging venom; bites can leave necrotic wounds.
The British situation
There are no native British spiders that can seriously injure a healthy adult. The noble false widow (Steatoda nobilis), established in southern England since the 1870s, is the most concerning resident — its bite can cause localised pain and swelling, occasionally with systemic symptoms, but is comparable in severity to a wasp sting. Documented serious reactions are rare, and almost always attributable to secondary bacterial infection rather than the venom itself.
About a dozen other British species can technically penetrate human skin (the woodlouse spider, the cardinal spider, the missing sector orb-weaver, etc.), but bites from any of them are extremely uncommon and produce nothing more than transient discomfort.
⌁ Spider venom in medicine
Spider venoms are some of the most chemically complex substances in nature, with hundreds of distinct peptides per species. Several are now in clinical trials as non-addictive painkillers, stroke recovery treatments, and anti-arrhythmia drugs. The Australian funnel-web's lethal venom contains a peptide called Hi1a that, ironically, may protect brain cells after a stroke.
If you are bitten
Wash the bite with soap and water. Apply a cold compress to reduce swelling. Take a paracetamol if it hurts. Seek medical attention if you experience unusual symptoms (severe pain spreading from the site, fever, nausea, muscle cramps, or signs of infection over the following days). Don't try to capture the spider; a description is enough. Don't apply old remedies like sucking, cutting, or tourniquets — they make everything worse.
08Lifecycle
From egg to spiderling to adult to elaborate, dangerous courtship.
Spider lifecycles vary by family, but the broad shape is consistent: hatching from an egg, growing through a series of moults, reaching sexual maturity, mating, and (for the female) producing the next generation.
Egg sacs
Females produce silk-wrapped egg sacs containing anywhere from a handful to over a thousand eggs depending on species. Some carry the sac with them (wolf spiders, nursery webs); some attach it to the web; some hide it in a retreat and stand guard. Spiderlings hatch inside, undergo their first moult, and then emerge.
Ballooning
Many spiderlings — and some adults of small species — disperse by ballooning: climbing to a high point, releasing several silk threads, and being lifted by air currents and atmospheric electric fields. Ballooning spiders have been collected at over 4,500 metres altitude and 1,500 km from the nearest land. Charles Darwin watched them land on HMS Beagle hundreds of miles offshore.
Moulting
Spiders grow by shedding their exoskeleton, typically 5 to 9 times over their life. Mature spiders generally don't moult further, except for some long-lived species. Moulting is dangerous — the spider is briefly vulnerable and can die if interrupted or if conditions are wrong.
Mating
Males are usually smaller than females and considerably more nervous, with good reason. The male spins a small sperm web, ejaculates onto it, then loads the sperm into the bulbs at the tips of his pedipalps. He then seeks a female — sometimes following her dragline silk, sometimes ballooning huge distances.
Courtship is elaborate and family-specific: jumping spider males perform vibratory dances and waving displays; orb-weaver males pluck the female's web in a specific pattern to identify themselves as a suitor rather than dinner; nursery web spider males bring a silk-wrapped gift to occupy the female's fangs during mating.
Lifespan
Most British spiders live one or two years. Females tend to outlive males. The longest-lived spider on record — a wild Gaius villosus trapdoor spider in Australia — was at least 43 years old when she died in 2016, killed by a parasitic wasp.
09What they eat
Spiders are obligate carnivores. Some are also opportunists. A few are vegetarians.
Almost all spiders eat live prey, predominantly insects. They subdue prey with venom, wrap it in silk if necessary, and then digest it externally — pumping digestive enzymes into the prey through the bite, then sucking out the resulting soup. They cannot eat solid food, only liquid.
The total mass of prey consumed annually by the world's spiders is staggering: estimated at 400 to 800 million tonnes, comparable to the total biomass of human meat consumption. The world's spiders are the planet's largest insect-control service, by some margin.
What's on the menu
Flies, mosquitoes, midges — the bread and butter of most web-builders.
Other spiders — pirate spiders, some jumping spiders, and Pholcus all happily eat their relatives.
Small vertebrates — large tropical species occasionally take frogs, lizards, even small birds and bats. A 2020 review documented 46 spider species worldwide eating snakes.
Pollen and nectar — many orb-weavers consume pollen trapped in their webs while recycling the silk. The Central American Bagheera kiplingi is the only known mostly-vegetarian spider, eating specialised plant structures called Beltian bodies.
How long they can fast
Spiders have astonishingly slow metabolisms. A house spider in a corner can survive for several months without food. Garden spiders survive autumn lulls between flushes of prey. Cave-dwelling spiders may go years between meals.
10Where they live
From the deepest caves to the highest mountains. There is one continent without spiders. Guess.
Spiders are found on every continent except Antarctica, and in almost every conceivable habitat: rainforest canopy, grasslands, deserts, freshwater ponds, intertidal rocks, caves, mountain summits at 5,000 metres, your kitchen.
British habitats
Houses and outbuildings — Eratigena and Tegenaria house spiders, Pholcus phalangioides, the missing-sector orb-weaver Zygiella x-notata, false widows.
Gardens, parks, and hedges — garden spider Araneus diadematus, common cross-spider, garden orb-weavers, jumping spiders on sunny walls.
Grassland and heath — wolf spiders, money spiders (vast numbers), labyrinth spider, nursery web spider.
Wetlands and ponds — water spider Argyroneta, fishing spiders Dolomedes, swamp spiders.
Caves and cellars — cellar spiders, cave-adapted Linyphiidae.
⌁ The aerial layer
The "aerial plankton" — the loose population of small invertebrates drifting on air currents — is dominated by ballooning spiderlings. Estimates suggest several billion spiders are airborne over Britain at any given moment on warm autumn days. Look up.
11UK species you'll meet
The cast list — the dozen or so spiders you're most likely to encounter, and the handful worth knowing about.
Britain has roughly 670 spider species, but the great majority are tiny money spiders living quiet lives in grass. The ones a person actually notices are a much smaller cast.
Common name
Scientific name
Where
Size
Status
Garden spider
Araneus diadematus
Gardens, hedges
10–18 mm ♀
Common
Giant house spider
Eratigena atrica
Indoors, outbuildings
12–18 mm ♀
Common
Cellar (daddy long-legs) spider
Pholcus phalangioides
Indoors, ceilings
7–10 mm
Common
Noble false widow
Steatoda nobilis
South England, spreading
8–14 mm ♀
Established
Common house spider
Tegenaria domestica
Indoors, sheds
9–11 mm ♀
Common
Zebra jumping spider
Salticus scenicus
Sunny walls, fences
5–7 mm
Common
Missing sector orb-weaver
Zygiella x-notata
Window frames
5–7 mm ♀
Common
Common cross spider
Larinioides cornutus
Damp areas, near water
8–13 mm ♀
Common
Spotted wolf spider
Pardosa amentata
Lawns, meadows
5–8 mm
Common
Nursery web spider
Pisaura mirabilis
Long grass, sunny spots
10–15 mm
Common
Woodlouse spider
Dysdera crocata
Under stones, indoors
9–15 mm
Common
Cardinal spider
Tegenaria parietina
Old buildings, S England
14–20 mm ♀
Local
Flower crab spider
Misumena vatia
Flowers, meadows
7–10 mm ♀
Common
Water spider
Argyroneta aquatica
Ponds, slow streams
8–15 mm
Local
Great raft spider
Dolomedes plantarius
Three sites only
15–22 mm ♀
Rare
Ladybird spider
Eresus sandaliatus
Dorset heath only
8–16 mm ♀
Rare
"My cousin the giant house spider gets a bad press. He's only running across your living room because the central heating dried out his usual haunt."
— Webster
12The house spider question
Should you put it outside? The honest answer is: probably not.
The big indoor spiders you see in autumn — the ones that startle you in the bath or sprint across the carpet at 9 pm — are almost always male giant house spiders (Eratigena atrica, formerly Tegenaria gigantea) on the move, looking for females. They've spent the summer as adolescents in cracks behind furniture; now mature, they leave their funnels to find a mate. The "spider season" is real, and it peaks from late August through October.
Are they harmless?
Yes. Bites are vanishingly rare and produce nothing worse than a brief sting. They have very poor eyesight and panic in open space, hence the running-and-stopping behaviour that looks alarming.
Should I put it outside?
This is the difficult bit. Tegenaria and Eratigena spiders are genuinely synanthropic — they've lived alongside humans for so many centuries that British populations are essentially indoor specialists. Putting one outside in autumn often means it dies of cold within days. If you genuinely cannot live with one, put it in an outbuilding or shed rather than the open garden.
The kindest course is to leave it alone. They eat flies. They mostly stay out of sight. They live two to four years. They are, in their unobtrusive way, model lodgers.
⌁ The bath problem
The reason you so often find spiders in the bath is not that they came out of the plughole — almost no British spider can pass a water trap. They fall in while wandering at night, and the smooth, sloping porcelain is impossible to climb. A draped towel from rim to plug is enough of a ramp for them to escape. If you'd rather, scoop them up gently in a glass and a piece of card. Don't squash. They've had a bad night already.
13Foreign visitors
Stowaways, accidental tourists, and one or two species making themselves at home.
Spiders arrive in Britain regularly as accidental imports — usually in fruit shipments, packing materials, or container freight. Most cannot survive a British winter and don't establish populations. A few have, and the climate is making it more likely that more will.
The famous fruit-shop visitors
Brazilian wandering spiders (Phoneutria) — periodically arrive in banana shipments. Genuinely venomous. Reports of one in your bananas tend to be sensationalised; actual confirmed instances are perhaps once or twice a year nationwide, and the spider is removed by trained pest controllers.
Huntsman spiders (Heteropoda) — large, fast, harmless. Occasionally arrive in tropical fruit. They look terrifying and want nothing to do with you.
Brown widow (Latrodectus geometricus) — has been recorded in UK ports but has not established.
Established non-natives
Noble false widow (Steatoda nobilis) — first recorded in Torquay in the 1870s, probably from the Canary Islands or Madeira. Has spread north steadily and is now common across England, with records in Wales and southern Scotland.
Tube web spider (Segestria florentina) — Mediterranean origin, well-established in coastal southern England since the 19th century. Glittering green fangs.
Daddy long-legs spider (Pholcus phalangioides) — originally subtropical, now ubiquitous in heated buildings across Britain.
14Predators & parasites
Spiders eat lots of things. Lots of things eat spiders.
Despite the venom and silk, spiders sit firmly in the middle of the food web. Their predators and parasites are numerous.
Predators
Birds — swallows, swifts, blue tits, robins, and especially the spotted flycatcher all eat large numbers of spiders.
Other spiders — pirate spiders, jumping spiders, and many species that simply blunder into stronger neighbours' webs.
Mammals — shrews, hedgehogs, and bats take spiders. House mice will eat them too.
Reptiles and amphibians — frogs, toads, slow worms, and lizards hunt them.
Insects — assassin bugs, mantises (where they coexist), and large beetles.
Parasitoids — the horror show
Several wasp groups have evolved to specialise on spiders. Spider wasps (Pompilidae) sting a spider into paralysis, drag her to a burrow, lay an egg on her body, and seal her in alive — the larva eats her from outside while she's still alive but cannot move. The British Anoplius nigerrimus hunts wolf spiders in this way.
Even more sinister are the ichneumon wasps that lay eggs on a living spider's abdomen. The larva drinks the spider's haemolymph through a small hole. Just before pupating, it injects a chemical that causes the spider to spin a special, sturdy web — a web specifically designed to support the wasp's cocoon — and then the larva kills the spider and pupates inside the structure she has just built for it.
In short: nature is metal.
15Records & extremes
The biggest, the smallest, the deepest, the highest, the oldest. Spider superlatives.
Largest by leg-span — Goliath birdeater (Theraphosa blondi), South America, up to 30 cm. About the size of a dinner plate.
Largest by body length — also the Goliath birdeater, around 12 cm. Eats frogs, mice, occasionally small birds.
Smallest — Patu digua, a Colombian midget, around 0.37 mm. You could line up a thousand on a 30 cm ruler.
Oldest — a wild trapdoor spider in Australia, "Number 16", at least 43 years old when she died in 2016 from a parasitic wasp.
Highest altitude — Himalayan jumping spider (Euophrys omnisuperstes) found at 6,700 metres on Mount Everest.
Deepest — cave-dwelling spiders in Croatia at over 1,000 metres below ground.
Largest web — Darwin's bark spider (Caerostris darwini) of Madagascar, building orb webs across rivers up to 25 metres wide. Her silk is the toughest natural material known.
Most venomous (per dose) — Sydney funnel-web (Atrax robustus), Australia. No human deaths since 1981.
Largest British — cardinal spider (Tegenaria parietina), 14 cm leg-span. Lives in old buildings in southern England, including Hampton Court.
Smallest British — various money spiders under 1 mm.
16In human culture
From Athena's curse to Spider-Man, no other invertebrate has had quite this much narrative attention.
The spider's place in human imagination is singularly large. Few creatures have inspired so many myths, stories, art, and architectural metaphors.
Mythology
Arachne, the Lydian weaver in Ovid's Metamorphoses, challenged Athena to a weaving contest, won, and was transformed by the furious goddess into the first spider — fated to weave forever. The whole order Araneae takes its name from her.
In West African and Caribbean folklore, Anansi is the spider trickster — clever, vain, often greedy, but always coming out on top through wits. The Cherokee tell of Grandmother Spider bringing fire to the world in a tiny clay pot on her back.
The famous tale of Robert the Bruce sheltering in a cave and watching a spider try, fail, and finally succeed in spinning a thread between two beams — and resolving to try again himself — appears to be a 19th-century invention by Sir Walter Scott. Webster's grandmother is, sadly, only legendary.
Literature
Charlotte the Tiderwider in E. B. White's Charlotte's Web (1952) did more for the spider's reputation than any field guide. Tolkien's Shelob and Ungoliant pulled the other direction. Anansi has spawned a literature of his own, including Neil Gaiman's Anansi Boys.
Web as metaphor
Almost every modern technology metaphor — the World Wide Web, social networks, the web of significance — borrows the spider's architectural vocabulary. We are, in a real sense, living inside a metaphor she invented 200 million years before us.
17Myths & misconceptions
A short tour of the things people 'know' about spiders that are not true.
"You swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep"
An invention. The figure originated in a 1993 magazine column as an example of bogus statistics that get repeated; ironically, it then got repeated. Spiders avoid sleeping mammals because we breathe, snore, and rumble — all signals of a large, dangerous, non-prey item. The number is essentially zero.
"There's always a spider within three feet of you"
This one might actually be true outdoors in temperate grasslands, given the density of money spiders. Indoors it's overstated, and depends a lot on the room and the season.
"Daddy long-legs are the most venomous spiders but their fangs are too small to bite humans"
Comprehensively false. Pholcus phalangioides can bite humans (the bite is a brief sting, no worse than a nettle), and its venom is unremarkable. The myth started on a US TV show in the early 2000s. Actual experiments have shown the bite is barely detectable.
"All spiders bite"
Most British spiders' fangs cannot penetrate human skin at all. Of those that can, most won't try unless squeezed against the skin (a hand inside a glove, an arm rolled onto in bed). Bites are genuinely rare events.
"Spider plants attract spiders"
They don't. The chlorophytum was named for its spidery shape, not any arachnid affinity.
"You can identify a black widow by the red hourglass"
Only on the underside of mature females, only in some species, and there are several other UK spiders (woodlouse spider, false widow) with red or orange marks that get misidentified.
18Conservation
Most British spiders are doing fine. A few are in trouble. The picture is, overall, complicated.
The British spider fauna is generally robust, but several specialist species are endangered, almost always because of habitat loss.
The fen raft spider
Dolomedes plantarius is the largest spider in Britain and one of the rarest — historically found at only three sites (Redgrave & Lopham Fen in Suffolk, Pevensey Levels in Sussex, and the Crymlyn Bog in Wales). A long-running reintroduction programme has now established new populations in the Norfolk Broads, raising hopes for the species. Adults float on pond surfaces hunting insects and small fish.
The ladybird spider
Eresus sandaliatus was thought extinct in Britain until rediscovered on a Dorset heath in 1980. The males are vividly red and black like a ladybird, the females larger and matt black. Currently confined to one small site in Dorset, despite reintroduction attempts elsewhere.
What you can do
Don't squash spiders. Use a glass and a card.
Leave a "messy corner" in the garden — long grass, leaf litter, old logs.
Let some windowsill webs persist, especially in autumn.
Submit records to the British Arachnological Society's Spider Recording Scheme; citizen-science records have been important in tracking the spread of false widows and the recovery of fen raft spiders.
Support heath, fen, and grassland conservation — the habitats where the rare specialists live.
19Identification tips
A photograph and a few key features will get you a long way.
Identifying a spider from a photo is roughly the job of this app, but knowing what to look at helps. The most important features:
1. Body shape and proportions
Is the abdomen rounder than the cephalothorax, or longer? Is the abdomen pointed, segmented, or smooth and bulbous? The ratio of body parts narrows down the family quickly.
2. Eye arrangement
If you can see the face, the eye pattern is diagnostic at family level. Two large forward eyes = jumping spider. Two large rear eyes plus four below = wolf spider. A circle of six eyes = woodlouse spider. Etc.
3. Leg length and posture
Legs much longer than body, slender, dangling = cellar spider. Front two legs much longer than the rest, held forward = crab spider. All legs roughly equal, body close to the ground = wolf or jumping spider.
4. Markings on the abdomen
Cross of white dots = garden spider. Single skull-shape = noble false widow. Folium (oak-leaf-like) pattern = many orb-weavers. Plain glossy black or brown with no pattern = several house and ground spiders.
5. Web type, if present
Tidy 2D wheel = orb-weaver. Flat sheet with knockdown threads = sheet-web spider (money spider). Funnel into a tube = funnel-web spider. Three-dimensional tangle = cobweb spider (Theridiidae).
6. Behaviour and pose
A spider with two pairs of front legs held out wide is probably a crab or huntsman. A spider holding its abdomen above the head and rocking is probably a long-jawed orb-weaver. A spider hanging upside down in the centre of its web in good light is almost certainly a garden spider.
7. Where you found it
The single most useful fact, often. Bath = Tegenaria/Eratigena. Window frame = Zygiella. Sunny brick wall = Salticus. Long grass = Pisaura/Pardosa. A pond = Argyroneta or Dolomedes.
20Glossary
A short dictionary for the rest of this guide and other field literature.
Araneae
The order containing all spiders.
Arachnida
The class containing spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks, and harvestmen.
Cephalothorax
The fused head-and-thorax front body part of a spider. Also called the prosoma.
Abdomen
The rear body part. Also called the opisthosoma.
Pedicel
The narrow waist joining the two body parts.
Chelicerae
The pair of biting appendages, each tipped with a fang.
Pedipalps
The pair of small leg-like appendages flanking the chelicerae. Sensory; in mature males, also reproductive.
Spinnerets
The silk-extruding organs at the rear of the abdomen.
Dragline
The silk thread a walking spider trails behind it as a lifeline.
Trichobothria
Long, fine sensory hairs that detect air movement.
Slit sensilla
Tiny pressure-sensing slits in the cuticle that detect substrate vibration.
Tapetum
A reflective layer behind the secondary eyes that improves night vision.
Synanthropic
An organism adapted to live alongside humans, usually in buildings.
Ballooning
Wind-borne dispersal using silk threads.
Stridulation
Rubbing of body parts to make sound; a few spiders do it. Crickets do it more.
Folium
The leaf-shaped pattern on the abdomen of many orb-weavers.
Epigyne
The female reproductive structure on the underside of the abdomen; species-specific in shape.
Cribellum
A specialised silk-spinning plate possessed by some spider families that produces "wool" silk.
Calamistrum
A comb on the rear leg used by cribellate spiders to comb out the wool silk.
Sclerotised
Hardened cuticle, as in fangs and leg tips.
21Citizen science & research
How a careful sighting becomes a useful record — and where to send it.
British arachnology depends heavily on amateur recorders. Most distribution maps in modern guides — including the spread of the noble false widow, the recovery of the fen raft spider, and the seasonal patterns of every common species — are built from records submitted by gardeners, naturalists, and walkers, not full-time scientists. Your sightings, properly logged, can contribute to this.
What a useful record contains
A sighting becomes a record when it has the elements that let another researcher verify, locate, and contextualise it. The standard biodiversity-data format is called Darwin Core, and it asks for:
Scientific name — to species level if confidence allows, otherwise to genus or family with a confidence note.
Date observed — the actual date you saw the spider, not just when you logged it.
Location — a name (place / habitat) and coordinates if possible. Coordinates without a placename are fine; placenames without coordinates are weaker but still usable.
Recorder — who you are, so others can follow up if needed.
Habitat — what kind of place was it (garden wall, leaf litter, pondside, indoors).
Sex and life stage if you can tell — adult female and adult male spiders of many species look quite different and the data is more useful split out.
Body length in millimetres — a rough measurement from the tip of the abdomen to the front of the head, not including legs.
Count — was it a single specimen, or several?
A photograph — the gold standard for verification. Top-down view if possible, on a plain background.
The sightings log in this app captures all of these. The CSV export uses Darwin Core column names so it can be uploaded to most biodiversity databases without reformatting.
Where to submit records
British Arachnological Society — Spider Recording Scheme. The authoritative UK database. Submissions are reviewed by experts; verified records appear in distribution maps and the next national atlas. srs.britishspiders.org.uk
iRecord. The UK Biological Records Centre's general-purpose tool, used across taxonomic groups. Records are forwarded to the relevant scheme. irecord.org.uk
iNaturalist. International, photo-led, with a built-in identification community. UK records flow to the national database via an iNaturalist–iRecord integration. inaturalist.org
GBIF (Global Biodiversity Information Facility). The worldwide aggregator; UK records reach it via NBN Atlas. gbif.org
Practical field tips
Photograph from above and from the side, both. Eye arrangement, abdomen pattern, and leg proportions all matter.
Include a scale if you have one — a 5p coin (18 mm), a ruler, a fingernail. Photos with no scale are nearly worthless for size verification.
Don't kill voucher specimens casually. Most amateur records don't need a specimen; a good photo is better and lighter on conscience.
Note the weather and time of day — phenology matters and these data are often missing.
Geolocate at the spider, not from the car park later. Modern phones are accurate to within 10 metres; that level of precision matters for site-specific specialists like the ladybird spider.
If you're uncertain, log it as the genus or family rather than guessing the species. "Theridiidae sp." is far more useful than "noble false widow (probably)" if you weren't sure.
"A spider in your kitchen, well-noted, is more useful to science than a spider in a museum, badly catalogued."
— Webster, on amateur arachnology
22Quick questions
The questions everyone asks, answered briefly.
Are there any deadly spiders in Britain?
No. The most concerning is the noble false widow, whose bite is roughly comparable to a wasp sting. There has never been a documented spider-related death in modern Britain.
Why are there so many spiders in autumn?
Mature male giant house spiders leave their funnels to find females in late summer and autumn. They're not new arrivals — they've been growing in your house all year.
Do spiders feel pain?
The current scientific consensus is that spiders react to harmful stimuli but probably do not experience pain in the way mammals do. The neural circuitry is too different. That said, please don't squash them anyway.
How do I get rid of spiders without killing them?
Glass-and-card removal is reliable and humane. Sprigs of fresh mint, cinnamon, or peppermint oil are sometimes claimed as deterrents — there's modest evidence they work for some species. Vacuuming up webs (without the spider) discourages re-occupation.
Why does a dead spider curl up?
Spiders extend their legs hydraulically, not muscularly. When they die, the pressure leaves and only the flexor muscles win, curling the legs inward.
Are spiders intelligent?
Jumping spiders, in particular, perform problem-solving tasks well beyond what their tiny brains should allow — taking detours, planning routes, and recognising individual prey. The recent evidence for "spider sleep" with REM-like phases suggests there may be more inner life there than we long assumed.
Why do spiders sometimes appear to play dead?
Thanatosis ("death feigning") is a defensive strategy. The spider tucks her legs in and stops moving, gambling that the predator will lose interest in apparently inedible prey. Many spiders also use it during mating to avoid being eaten by the female.
Is it OK to have spiders in my house?
Yes — they reduce flies, mosquitoes, and other small insects, and they eat each other. Houses with spiders typically have fewer of every other indoor pest.
23Sources & further reading
Where to go next, and where this guide drew from.
British Arachnological Society. The authoritative UK body for spider research, recording, and identification. britishspiders.org.uk
Spider Recording Scheme. Citizen-science database run by the BAS, with distribution maps for every British species. srs.britishspiders.org.uk
Bee, L., Oxford, G. & Smith, H. (2017). Britain's Spiders: A Field Guide. Princeton University Press / WildGuides. The definitive modern field guide; photographs and identification keys for every species.
Roberts, M. J. (1995). Spiders of Britain and Northern Europe. Collins Field Guide. Older but unmatched for illustration quality.
Foelix, R. (2010). Biology of Spiders (3rd ed.). Oxford University Press. The standard scientific text on spider biology.
The World Spider Catalog. Continuously updated taxonomic database of all known species. wsc.nmbe.ch
The Society of Biology / Royal Entomological Society. Both publish accessible articles on spider biology and conservation.
Nyffeler, M. & Birkhofer, K. (2017). "An estimated 400–800 million tons of prey are annually killed by the global spider community." The Science of Nature 104:30. The source of the world-spider-biomass figure cited in chapter 9.
Mason, L. D., Wardell-Johnson, G. W., & Main, B. Y. (2018). "The longest-lived spider: mygalomorphs dig deep, and persevere." Pacific Conservation Biology. Reports the death of the 43-year-old trapdoor spider.